It came as no surprise
You can intrigue even the person closest to being a Luddite about truth finding and they'll ask why all these people who read on the internet seem to have a broad, less predictable point of view. Then they catch a good take on something meaningful to them and suddenly it's no longer the end of civilization as we know it and we're saved. It's the same promise of holy redemption without having that required to be convincing that it's true. The shock of toxic shock to the body cautions believers to avoid physical confrontation at all cost. Stay away from the perceived double cross theory until you're certain.
Bonomos Turkish Taffy should have been the give away about a hit in the mouth by a Turk. That is included because Anglican heritage magnifies the root instead of the crapshoot. Evidently, hemisphere dead spots may explain brain farts. In the midst of the money shot of jackpot or not you complicate the cognition with too much "when I was a kid". The calcified you is pretty much work with what you got driven. There's more going on here that can't be shrugged off by a little dead spots here and there won't kill you kinda attitude. All covered.
The dreaded jizz eye was no match for well rested good doo doo definition for this day. //fade to the diner on Zebulon Pike.