Begging to be gentrified. Listening to Bobby Canoe do his yodel describing the hoops highlights, it reminded me of me.

We gotta get rid of that Canoe guy
What? He's a fixture
Yeah but with whom?
Does that matter? Livewyre comments about him are brutal
Yeah from kids who weren't even born when he played
Who would we replace him with?
Kate Upton

This won't be the year of clobber the strapper. Too much adjusting to getting my back scratched. It's just not enough to love the shake of the pom poms to hold your place on the chart. There should be a little shame when you're the guy playing the man ass tuba with an audience less than twenty feet from the sound. Too busy thinking about when this will go away. Me and Canoe are here now.