How can you make the world a better place if you just hang around your own backyard? That ol' legacy bug keeps showing up and frankly, here's your legacy //grips groin. If it's been 20 years since the trumpets called attention to your business acumen, don't go there. If it's been several years since dazzle travel, don't mention it. If it's been 10 minutes saying if it's been, get to the point.

Playing with the doggies is the new Mona redux. You just have to wash your hands more often and the DNA doesn't demand to be wiped up. Face it, we've fashioned a sustainable pleasure zone that is roxor but insists on disregarding the legacy pull. The libidinal driven obsession is in remission with chipping in acting as the stand in. Tincture is the new velvito delivered daily sublingually.The reflection is a smiling acceptable replete with indifference to the gnarled fingers. And the colon - got you back from decomposing didn't we?. As we stated before, it's not the vile smell of your poop but rather how dapper you perform that gets you into the Carnal Hall of Fame.