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A preference for doing voices to say what the other guys/ladies might say so you can sneak in something you don't want to be quoted on is called minderbating. So I'm using both hands to rub with, one on the left and one on the right. I decide to maintain this pace for about an hour. Then I do this goofy bit about a guy narrating the oven's perspective in baking bread for an hour. My mind does the other voice saying" what do you mean by serious sibling?" and you answer in your mind voice "It's like a constant companion only you're related and besides, I like alliteration". How different then is taking the eye off the ball? Too easy to victimize the unsuspecting volunteer.

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