Today we're tackling the application of R=I/P+E to the sections comprising Self Deprecation for the purpose of mind bending. As a reminder R=reality, I=imagination, P=physicality and E=enhancements.

Baby Bronsky is Real where the I = suckling, the P=infancy and the E=Mom's lean in technique

Diddle the Neighbor is Real where I=mad about her pee-pee, the P=grade school age, and the E=use comic books as a prop

Kindergarten Naps with Benefits is Real where I=use adjoining cots, P=six year old stud muffin, and E=lights out.

My 1st 2nd Base is Real where I=play The Sticker game and palm it when going for the chest, P=pre-pube and E=that beloved sticker.

Not Too Late to Fellate is Real where I=kiss Santa Claus, P=15 year old hopeful and E=her kitchen with the folks in the next room.

What Was I Thinking? is Real when I=rebound love, P=high school horndog and E=color tv and quickies in the basement.

Office Bevies is Real where I=believing cake and eating it too, P=night school 200 lb. dilettante, and E=sexual 60s, mini-skirts and so many lovelies.

Premature Nuptial is Real where I=better than Viet Nam, P=early 20s party boy and E=devoted rebound lover and a GTO.

Say See Bone is Real where I=suburban lifestyle replete with infidelity, P=purveyor of sex, drugs and hard rock and E=chronic deceit and accepting opportunities.

Show Me the Bridge I Can Leap From is Real where I=destructive guilt and manipulated couple therapy, P=alcohol, insomnia and about 250 lbs. and E=parenting hold by fingertips and fooling the employer.

Too Many Hustles is Real where I = powerful affairs and violating promise that each one was the last one, P=Don Draper except for the Madison Ave crap and E=night clubbing and dapper attire.

Romance - You Long for Romance? is Real where I=I think I've found her, P=new body with new direction, and E=daily phone calls and A list poetry.

Rio Rhymes with Romeo is Real where I=OMG -3 days in heaven, P=Powerful potent intimacy sans penetration and E=a suite with my sweetie.

and finally, Here's the Point is Real where I = Immortal love, P=manageable decline featuring perfect days and nights and E= complete assurance that true love is within us and all around us.